Stupid men while driving

I'm in the car (back seat) on my way to LA and got this gem. 

I had to share...

hi
i will be visiting palo alto wednesday 15 and thursday 16 april and am looking for some kinky action while i am there. Any tips?
i prefer (big) black subs...hehe

please let me know
regards
ramon

Are you for real??

I logged into collarspace (formerly collarme) and saw I'd been viewed by a 48 year old male submissive...

And then I got a message from him...

Hello, how are you? I'm actually a Master using a subs handle for I had a stalker. Are you really a corset expert? I ask for its my #1 fetish when is comes to my perspective submissive. Let's chat pls. Thank you.

Ummmmm are you for real?

Do you know how many male submissives/switches I've chatted who claimed to actually be a Dom until you meet and they actually just want you to dominate them?

Just to check and see if maybe I'm being overly mean in my illness (day 5 in bed and I'm about ready to stab someone), I went and looked at the profile.

It's blank...

Says it's looking for Dominant, Switch, and Submissive Females...

I.E. he's looking for pussy.

Yup no... not gonna get a response from me....

I have no words....

He lived far away, had interesting things to say... and I thought he'd be cool to just chat with.....

awayfromthelies12:38What is your current weight?


12:39Me12:39lol none of your business


12:39awayfromthelies12:39I'll make sure I keep on top of you
12:39whoa


12:39Me12:39Have you heard the phrase, i'm a submissive but i'm not your submissive?


12:39awayfromthelies12:39Oh boy


12:40Me12:40i'd love to chat and get to know you and see if things mesh


12:40awayfromthelies12:40here we go
12:40man if I had a dime


12:40Me12:40but that doesn't mean that you get to start from the beginning like we have an agreement if we don't
12:40lol if i had a dime for the number of "kneel before me, your true master"messages i get


12:40Me12:40I often wonder do girls go to school at the same place to learn those silly typical BS phrases
12:40I never said kneel
12:40It's about manners and respect to me
12:41Not about the games, cyber or taking offense at the smallest things


12:41Me12:41and respect is learned


12:41awayfromthelies12:41Wrong!
12:41yet again the same pathetic school of thought that you don't even know it's common
12:41Respect is given to everyone! The AMOUNT is earned
12:41It's clear you have never been taught or used correctly


12:41Me12:41and it's respectful to ask someone you don't know their weight


12:41awayfromthelies12:41No you're wrong again
12:41The only girls who have issues are the fat ones
12:41It's like age
12:42The only ones with an issue are the old ones
12:42It's a simple question and if you can't answer the simple things you can't be tested or pushed at all
12:42How you learn and how you are taught is meant to be fun and erotic.

And then I blocked him... on everything... everywhere I could...

Yes, I'm leaving his whole username up...

Yes I'll post this where ever I can.

You, Sir, are a Douche....

And this fat submissive gets way more action than you'll ever hope to get.

I wish I cared enough to really have bad feelings for you.. but I don't.... you can just live here on the internet, where all of the other stupid men live....